2014-07-20
Criminal Mastermind
Drake: Mom, in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, there’s only five tickets ever in the world.
Me: Yes, Drake. Just five tickets.
Drake: Why didn’t they make more tickets? Everyone wanted more!
Me: Mr. Wonka only wanted to let in a few children to his factory.
Drake: Mom! Mom! What we should do is, we should get some gold ticket papers and we should make MORE tickets and sell them! And we make people so happy and we get money for toys!
Me: Drake, I think that’s forgery.
Drake: Yeah! Let’s forgery!