2013-11-01
Drake, after his teacher told me he had a time out at school
Me: Drake, why did you use your hands to be unkind at school?
Drake: Mrs. Rau said it’s because I had not-enough sleep and my belly was so so full of CANDY because of Halloween, so I was a wild boy!
Me: So, you plead temporary insanity?
Drake: Yep, I plead calamity!