2014-01-17
Drake: Egalitarian
While we played with his Hotwheels cars:
Me: Drake, which of your cars is fastest?
Drake: They are all fast!
Me: Which has the best paint job?
Drake: All of them! They are fast!
Me: Which one is your favorite?
Drake: I like them all the same. They are race cars!
Me: You are very egalitarian, Drake.
Drake: No, Mommy. I’m very FAST!!