2013-12-04
Drake, on hair
Drake: Mom, I need to spit in your hair. (he prepares to spit)
Me: Don’t spit in my hair, Drake! Why would you spit in my hair??
Drake: So it will grow tall, to the ceiling!
Me: How will spitting in my hair make it tall?
Drake: Plants need water to grow, Mom.
(I promised to water it well in the shower…)