2014-03-19
Drake, on having risotto for dinner
Drake: I don’t like risotto.
Me: Do you know what risotto is?? How do you know you don’t like it?
Drake: No. I just know that it tastes too poopy.
Me: How do you know it tastes poopy? You have never eaten poop, have you?
Drake: Mom, there are some things boys just know.