2014-01-07
Drake, on the dress code at our house
Drake: Mom, when will Aunt Destiny get here??
Me: In about an hour, Babe.
Drake: Ok! Aunt Destiny!!! (does a little dance) Wait! Will I have to put on pants when she gets here?
Me: What do you think? Should you?
Drake: Well, I supposed to wear pants when girls come over. So maybe. But Destiny is not a GIRL! She’s an AUNT! So it’s cool, I’ll just be naked.